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pretty freekin scary 

Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.
Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.

Sexy Scary 

Either:

A. So sexy you're scary.

B. So scary you're sexy.
Marko: Damn nigga, Marissa is lookin dumbass good today.
Craig: Bitch what you talkin about, she's a dumb bop. Scary as fuck too, pretty sexy though.
Marko: I guess your right, she is pretty sexy scary.
Sexy Scary by ISwallowedTheSpider August 20, 2009

jeff is scary! 

AAAA JEFF I DONT NEED UR HELP!
-jeff is scary!

Damn Nature You Scary 

What one says while watching any broadcasting that has to do with animals hunting.
Damn look at that sonbitch go!
He haulin' ass!
That thing come by my house, I kill it!
The little rat lookin' thing just got ate!
Damn Nature You Scary

Big dude Scary Face 

A large person who has a staring problem, but when he stares his face slightly resembles a Harlequin baby.
AH. It's big dude scary face!

Big Scary Muscle People 

big scary muscle people are huge and terrifying idiots who do nothing but stay at home and drink minster while crying and i love them all <3. theyre the fucking best and theyre very kind and hate tory pisskinks. also furries exist too but lets not talk about that
Toby:*dies*
opal: iasBDNFXOQRIUFQLbdvbpfnapnpuGGGwuwfh xnhqhfqeryfgsa
rowan:same
lily: Big Scary Muscle People