scary bunny

When a bunny keeps appearing in different places in your house, it is said to be an omen. The bunny will be left somewhere and will be found again in a different place, without being moved, and this will continue on until, eventually, the bunny will start moving closer to you when you are not looking or aware, for example night time. Then, it will quite possibly kill you, and others living in your house.
Oh god it's the scary bunny! Get the kids packed and leave! Quick!!
by Sans789 February 28, 2016
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Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 02, 2018
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Scary Fishermen

drizzle a small asian girl in chocolate sauce and scream “nightmare” while consuming LSD. Now get on all 4 limbs and eat a uncooked hot dog while having the girl shove a rusty fishing hook into your asshole
i heard mike keene got the craziest scary fishermen last night from ella s.
by Mikeybikey69 January 07, 2020
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my dick is scary

its so small that its scary
heyyyyyy my dick is scary
by skibdi ohio May 05, 2024
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scary love

When someone cares for you deeply like nobody else has and it scares you.
Them: “Have you ate today?”

You: “No, it's fine though.”
Them: “Please eat it's not good for you to go that long without eating!”
You: “Oh... okay.” (scary love)
by luvvlez March 19, 2022
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