by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021
when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
by fenyeman......again November 18, 2009
"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."
by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020
The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018
by RichardRichBlood January 28, 2025
I saw the TV glow is a metaphor for realizing you’re transgender. The “glow” represents the moment of clarity or self-awareness about being trans, but turning off the TV or unplugging it means suppressing or hiding that truth due to fear or societal pressure. Letting the TV glow means embracing your true self. Inspired by the horror movie I Saw the TV Glow, which many interpret as an allegory for trans identity and the struggle to live authentically.
I saw the TV glow, and this time, I didn’t turn it off. I’m letting it shine because I’m ready to live as my true self.
by James Treeshell November 21, 2024
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024