awkward salmon 

A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.

The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.

The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.

Grandma: Damn your grandpa is good in bed.
Grandson: (to his friends)... AWKWARD SALMON!

awkward salmon by Philt5252 February 15, 2009

Knackered as a salmon 

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

Knackered as a salmon by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

Barking Salmon 

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

Barking Salmon by VonVytis January 20, 2006

Landing a salmon 

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

Landing a salmon by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Slamming Salmon 

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

Slamming Salmon by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

elijah salmon 

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player

Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon

elijah salmon by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018

midnight salmon 

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

midnight salmon by captainthicc May 27, 2020