The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.
by hockeylover April 25, 2009
The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018
The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.
Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.
by Rm327 April 23, 2010
A tampon inserted in the butthole when you've been having diarrhea to prevent anal seepage when you go swimming.
by ring of fire? April 27, 2015
Oh my god! I just farted out of my stinky ring.
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage
by Stinky Ring December 11, 2016
by somewhatstock February 08, 2012