rent fart

Evicting ones tenants by means of anal release.

“Get out and walk you ain’t paid your rent “

“Marko done a pure rent fart outside the pub... his rent must be due”

by CrazyKiller999 July 24, 2018

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Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth August 30, 2011

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friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

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rent cuck

Someone who pays more rent than the asking price.

1: You must be getting a great deal on this apartment, right?
2: Actually my boyfriend is a rent cuck so we're spending nearly $500 more than our next door neighbors.

by dots4dickn June 30, 2023

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