rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
Get the rent a closetmug. by Opgyn August 29, 2022
Get the rent a trapmug. .
by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
Get the Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole.mug. A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
by General Cream January 11, 2012
Get the Rent-a-slagsmug. That woman is rent!!!!! That pussy was rent!!
by Shawn Armes September 11, 2021
Get the Rentmug. "I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."
by Justim September 28, 2008
Get the Rent-A-Clownmug. 