The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018
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When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
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by GoofyGregor April 15, 2020
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"Honey, I'm real hungry. Could you fix me some ramen?"
"I can, for a ramen romp."
"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
"I can, for a ramen romp."
"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
by Onshava April 24, 2020
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by MrKrabzx February 14, 2020
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