mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017

What's Up Phase

The awkward time between a "hi" and actual conversation while chatting online to your crush where you're trying to figure out what the heck the other person is doing without being a stalker.

*On FaceBook*

Kid 1: "Hi"
Kid 1's Crush: "hey"
Kid 1: "what's up?"

*20 minutes later*

Kid 2: "you talking to (Kid 1's crush)?"
Kid 1: "I'm still at the what's up phase..."

by Lazer Gun4 September 24, 2011

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.

Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.

by P-Biddy December 22, 2018

phase 2

the act of getting an erection esp. due to visual stimulus and especially during the most awkward times

Brando: "oh man that chick is hot, i hope you can control yourself, bro"
Will: "OH CRAP"
Brando:"PHASE 2 PHASE 2!!!!!"

by alphabassdrummer August 4, 2007

Phrase!

Another way to say "word up / word"

Made up by Raphy and Raychel =D

Raphy: DAMN, those kicks are fuckin dope!
Raychel: PHRASE!

by Rapheezybeezy & Raycheleezyfeezy September 24, 2007

Hymen Phase

When a situation or relationship is new or isn't broken in yet, just like a girl has a hymen before being broken in during her first sexual experience.

"Molly, once you and your boyfriend get over the hymen phase - you're going to bleed like a pig."

by Double double penetration January 12, 2012