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Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010
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poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
mugGet the poot melonmug.

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.
oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.
by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
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poot

you yell it out in the middle of class to put the attention on you
“POOT”
by shawtybae69 September 3, 2021
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Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020
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terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.
"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"
by dizzieman March 13, 2024
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poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window
by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022
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