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Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo
Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"
by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014
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Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.
by blahh<3 October 30, 2013
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poot hatch

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.
by Poot hatch December 20, 2013
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by gatorworks December 22, 2013
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Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.
I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!
by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015
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Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.
I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!
by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015
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Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".
Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.
by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016
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