Poot

men with dad voices

"My dad is such a poot," Said Oilina

by Spicy Poot January 18, 2022

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016

Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo

Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"

by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014

Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly

*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot

by Rudypoot June 30, 2021

Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018