A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.
We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.
by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Pooted
The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.
When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.
They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.
They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way
by damngrrr June 17, 2020


by Pixie.vxmp January 9, 2022
