Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker

by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Poker puppy

Good girl

Want to be my poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024

Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

‘Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?

by rusTyJim July 29, 2020

Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders

i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens

by TON618 August 17, 2022

Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011

chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016