A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
by Richard Anus February 4, 2021
Get the Messy Pizzamug. by imasalamander August 22, 2008
Get the pizza breadmug. When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
by ZUUL42 October 31, 2015
Get the pizza phonemug. Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.
Often consumed, though always in secret.
Often consumed, though always in secret.
by daltonjfk September 16, 2019
Get the Couch pizzamug. AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.
Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.
by Dokta J August 18, 2015
Get the Pizza chipmug. by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021
Get the Nose Pizzamug. 