Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

A girl who bullies their brother's friend.

Me: Dang piper just said i'll die alone
Brother: Yea

by funnydudelolgetgood April 14, 2022

Piper

Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around

Person 1: that girl is so funny! Person 2: yep that’s Piper!

by Cyya March 29, 2025

Piper

slut that likes fat kids with glasses and isn't loyal will cheat on you for any black guy.

Piper-slut that likes all kinds of men like black men and fat kids with glasses.

by Nigger_DIldo April 11, 2017

kai piper

Slang for smoke weed

Used in nz by parent's

Son dad's going for a kai piper

Mainly used so kids don't accidentally snitch on you at school

by Some weed April 24, 2024

Piper

Piper

Piper

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Peter Piper Pickle

Pickle song

Peter Piper Pickle
What?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021