steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

by Networked June 20, 2011

samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

red pilled

To be informed of some truth. A reference to the Matrix.

This book really 'red pilled' me, I began to realise my body is but a mere machine.

by BennieHelder February 16, 2017

pile

To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avioding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consiousness).

Bob hasn't come out of his apartment in two days, what a pile.

by Dan Reeves January 10, 2006

Piledriver

A sexual position in which the woman lies facing upward on her neck and shoulders on the floor, with her hips thrust upwards. The man, standing over her and holding her legs, penetrates downward into her.

Michelle's neck was sore from trying the Piledriver.

by E=MC May 22, 2005

Pile On

Pile On - "sexual definition" - to have more than 2 people join together on a bed, rug, or elsewhere for the purpose of engaging in group sex or group sexual intercourse.

Usually associated with group sex, swinging, swingers, the lifestyle and other free-thinkers.

Linda and Jim were fucking naked on the bed. Debbie got undressed and joined them. Then John walked in, got naked and asked if he could pile on. They all shagged and reshagged for hours. The swingers piled on each other all night.

by Juke Boxx Hero October 23, 2011

Skandinavian Piledriver

When a foriegn woman rips a males pants off, and repeativly thrusts the genitalia back and forth until it falls off and/or flattens.

Oh shit, man. That German whore gave me a Skandinavian Piledriver so hard I had to go to the hospital.

by asl;dfkja;sdfj lol ;alsfdjasjd May 7, 2009