what the peter

when someone has largely taken the joke to far to the extent where you relate this titf to petes own crimes

Doob 1: Dude did he hit you
Doob 2: Yea what the peter?

by doobadadino July 18, 2013

Peter Move

when your friend takes the girl you love to a bar and gets with her

well man.... thanks for pulling that full peter move last night with maddy

by derek j brooks September 09, 2007

Peter

all the other definitions say Peter is so great but Peters really SUCK

person 1. Hey have u met Peter?
person 2. No I heard Peter sucks
person 1. you're right

by Paintbrush123 January 16, 2018

Peter Puffer

Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.

Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer?
PVT: SIR NO SIR!
Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Markovzki August 24, 2010

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

by Tails September 17, 2003

Peter

A swag ass motha fucka with some sweet ass basketball skills and a slick af hair cut, beloved by girls and gym coaches alike. Van get any girl he wants and isn't afraid to show it

College scout "Damn, that kid play like Curry over there" Gym coach "oh that's just Peter"

by LogeyBogey585 November 30, 2018

Peter Park

a handsome ass man with a lot of hoes. He gets laid almost every other day but remains humble and silent despite his fiery ,burning and active bedroom life. Legends say this man's body count is 6.2 billion, almost the whole world population.

Woobin Ha: Shit, is that Peter park?

Eunwoo Shin: Quick!!! Hide your wife!!

by slatt🦋🦋🦋 August 24, 2023