The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.
by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009
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Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 2, 2014
Get the Brown Panic mug.The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal panic mug.panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
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by panic puffs November 21, 2016
Get the panic puffs mug.When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.
Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019
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Get the Panic! At The disco mug.A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.
I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.
by BradRoar April 23, 2020
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