Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared are two girls named Meredith, and they are besties. They love gettin in trouble, annoyin and pissin people off, and make crazy. They are both VERY sexy and have three boyfriends that they share and like to do it in the booty. They often compare themselves to Turk and JD on Scrubs and Kim and Khloe Kardashian. They have so many haters, including Gaga and the guy at the bookstore. One of the Merediths hated the other one for a few months, but eventually she came to her senses. They love to remenise about old times and bitch about how bad 2009 was. You never see the other one without the other even though they hate each other dearly.
Gaga: ''I hate Meredith Squared; they annoy the hell out of meh, and the redhead is pathetic.''
MJ: ''I'm so glad I'm part of Meredith Squared! I love MN sooooo much, that I wanna make babies with her........... No homo......... Maybe............ Not............... ??????? ........text meh..........?? Shower...... ??''
by SexylilmamaYeahbuddy February 07, 2010
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parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.
"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
by Hello_Internet1729 April 19, 2016
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Square head

man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.
by Xenno June 04, 2018
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Apeshit Squared

Doing something as much as humanly possible. When someone's retaliation can no longer be considered sane.
If you walk up to a crackhead, and steal their last bit of crack, they will go apeshit squared.
by Pr1m September 03, 2010
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Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).
Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!
by chochang October 12, 2011
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Square Rooster

It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.
Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?

Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!
by Peter Pumpkineater July 21, 2008
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square head

Contrary to other beliefs, Square Head is not a reference to the WWII helmets that the Germans used. It is used in reference to the common shape in which many Germans heads are shaped. Dominating brow bones and a square jaw are what create this square look.
That square head ripped me off.
by Brandeis September 14, 2006
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