An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
by jrsch June 26, 2018
Get the granny rantmug. by maxnellson March 12, 2023
Get the Granny BigNipplemug. by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
Get the Granny's Muffmug. Having sex with an older woman.
by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019
Get the Getting Grannymug. Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers
by lazindra March 21, 2011
Get the granny hairsmug. When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015
Get the granny spraklinmug. - this man is really grannying out on this acid.
- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.
- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.
by JvE2803 February 3, 2021
Get the Grannying outmug.