Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

granny drop

When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.

Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)

by Doogs1969 April 29, 2016

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017

grannie trannie

The come back to Your mum gay or your dad lesbian

Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*

by JillyBigWilly May 25, 2018