schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Kill list

People you want to murder in about 20 years so you write their names on a kill list in the back of your diary

That kid’s so annoying I’m putting him on my kill list

by Burn.book.bitch April 30, 2020

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Wall list

A list of things women need or want to do before they hit the wall.

Getting a tramp-stamp is on her wall list

by Mig-U-el September 8, 2009

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.

Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale

by kanickys654 March 23, 2010

Isaac's list

All dirty things that can be done during sex are on the list.everything from "Banned in 30 states" to "Hail Mary" is done on the list.

Bro I did everything last night with Kate, Isaac's list was my list last night.

by Flashkk June 15, 2017

Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016