sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 05, 2025

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

by Meesofat March 10, 2019

sharp bugla

An arrogant musician that lives in "Molesto" California.

He is better at playing music than you and you know it

by Teh Benjuturtle April 20, 2003

Jai Sharp

A small white man who was featured in the massive franchise of ''The Lord of The Rings.' Jai sharp is probably 5ft 1 and has a small dick. Jai sharp has a distinctive white mark on his face which was caused by the constant urgency of wet dreams every night. It's thought that he jizzed onto his face which is why he now sleeps with a condom at night. His abnormal jizz build up is milk like, enough to fill 2 cups. He often rocks a shitty mullet nowadays and hangs out with 20 year old virgins every Saturday night. His favourite drink is probably carlton dry zero because he's a pussy.

Jai sharp is a virgin

by BolzeyInc. November 24, 2021

the Sharp Twins

The identical twins James and Lewis got big on TikTok. They are professional dancers and they have the kindest hearts. They support their fans just as much as their fans support them.

person1: Have you seen the new tiktok of the sharp twins??
person2: yes, It's so smooth.

by SomeRandomGirl24 December 30, 2019