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school

A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,

It's a money farm,

...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
by Osassamon October 26, 2007
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school

When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.
by The fire elf October 1, 2005
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School

A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
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School

A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 8, 2013
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School

The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......

Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out

TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
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School

When teacher's and staff members Mentally Rapes the minds of children.
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
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School

It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
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