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Promise

Promise is a very beautiful girl. She has a very big ass and she gets a lot of guys attention with it. She has amazing pussy and she gives amazing blowjobs. Get you a promise. She is very special and goofy when you get to know her.
That’s Promise she’s really nice and she has a fat ass!
by jaebaebae June 21, 2023
mugGet the Promisemug.

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
mugGet the crack promisemug.

Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
mugGet the Promised Consort Radahnmug.

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
mugGet the Promise ain’t getting commmug.

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