Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.

guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.

by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023

mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.

my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.

by Lisavi April 6, 2008

Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019