Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.

guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.

by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011

Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex

Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery

by McthicclesZachy January 11, 2019

Bloxston Mystery

A totally calm and peaceful social deduction game

Samuel Goodman was eliminated last night. they were an enforcer

Town Cleo Davis: BROOO HOW TF DOES ENFORCER DIE N1??
Town Richard Parker: ENF GO BACK TO CASUAL
Dead Samuel Goodman: this is why i love bloxston mystery

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023

Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018