screaming moist

slang; meaning explosive or bad diarrhea

Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.

by riley_532 October 18, 2007

Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.

Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.

by squarian July 25, 2014

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

Moist rock

When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect

Bob has a moist rock

by The doggo expert November 2, 2019

Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021