Mohammed Faisal Hasib

King of the kings !!! Remember , he's coming to rule !!!

You cnan never be Mohammed Faisal Hasib and there's only one !!

by M F H November 24, 2021

mohammed abood

MEANY

Mohammed abood is a fish.

by me 123 me 123 December 11, 2017

mohammed zakaria kasoma migade mivule ashraf

gets trolled so hard

mohammed zakaria kasoma migade mivule ashraf is so washed

by jzbril March 2, 2025

Mohamed Daramy

Mohamed Daramy is smexy asf date him you dirty crackers

GIRl 1: OMG IT MOHAMED DARAMY!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: YES GIRL OMG DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DATE HIM
GIRL 1: HELL NAH HE MINE
GIRL 2: NAH HE MINE

by anonymous February 8, 2022

8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

mohamed harbi

mohamed harbi is a short black kid whos very cute. i wish i was his girlfriend eeek

i love you so much mohamed harbi

by chick827 March 4, 2022

Mohamed tahir

good teacher need his phone number and Instagram and snapchat

wow, Mohamed tahir so sexy i need his number

by amf s October 6, 2022