When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
by BlueBooty November 19, 2014
Get the Minority Fire hosemug. by bhoppings July 31, 2024
Get the minormug. 
The neon coloured bands strapped around a minor's wrist once they enter a club or bar to let the bartender's know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Marks. The opposite of Freedom Bands.
Guy #1: That girl is totally cute! You should buy her a drink, yo!
Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.
Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.
by Totally_AL January 17, 2010
Get the Minor Shacklesmug. by Foiner September 29, 2025
Get the Com Minorsmug. A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.
Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF
NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that
Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE
In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that
Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE
In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Minormug.