Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021
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1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011
Get the Snickers at Midnight mug.A sexual position/event taking place during a threesome (one guy and two girls). It is when a man is standing and receiving head from a girl on her knees but also at the same time a girl comes from behind and tosses his salad.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.
Yo Sage, how was that threesome you had last night with those two nurses?
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!
by Sagemax December 29, 2007
Get the Midnight Robber mug.1. Akin to being a "night owl", this describes an altered state of being wherein one is rescued from the brink of exhaustion in the waning hours of the evening. This usually happens in the full knowledge that the affected party must be up early the next morning.
2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.
2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.
by crossbearer4285 June 22, 2010
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Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010
Get the Midnight Poon mug.The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack
Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!
by Vanessa Starr August 11, 2010
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