Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC October 22, 2008

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Messi vs IShowSpeed

Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo

Messi vs IShowSpeed

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Messy Boots

When someone is stirring the pot of drama, it is also known as being shady.

Wheeewww, Ms.Quad was being messy boots earlier when she got a private investigator.

by BBCin dis b October 31, 2023

Messy, stressy, and depressy

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.

by LingDanc803 November 16, 2023

ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

messy jay

A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is

-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?

by Messy Jay. June 20, 2023