meggers

drummer for the casualties hottest fucker ever.

meggers belongs to me

by nikki February 16, 2005

Meggers

Meggers, also known as Megan, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Meggers says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Meggers <3. -Karan :$

Example 1:
Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?
Person: What?
Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:
Karan: wat.
Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:
I don't know if this is an example, but I love Meggers <3.

by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012

Titts McGee

1) A women with large titts. She has big boobs and a large sex appeal. Useally appears to be not too smart, but sometimes is really a tricky intelegent bitch. (Made famouse from the movie Anchorman and the Anime Desert Punk, although it has been around long before that.

2) Mr McGee's(yes that blind guy's) wife with larget breast.

3) Slang for breast or titties

1)
Guy : Hey there Titts McGee how's it hanging
Tits Mcgee: Shut up! *punchs the guy*

2)
Mr. McGee : is that a melon I'm squeezing? I'm blind and act stupid for gags to make money in all these retarted movies
Tits McGee : Well some people call these things melons... I refere to them as...something else

3)
Horny Guy: Would you look at the Titts McGee on that one!

by Mike Prede March 21, 2008

Tits Mcgee

This is what I call my neighbor, Allie. Her tits are magnificent and she doesn't mind showing them off.

Hey, Tits McGee, let's get in your pool later and see how well those puppies float.

Tits McGee usually replies with, "Yeah, Danni. Come on over!!"

by Dreher Island Debutante September 11, 2016

McGee

n. Large person, ussually in hieght, with a slightly belligerent personality.

I wouldn't mess with a McGee like that, you'll get yourself hurt.

by DR34DL0CKZ December 2, 2009

tits mcgee

In colonial times, the breakfast cook on Washington's plantation specialized in rolling the pancake batter between her breasts then depositing the formed dough onto the griddle.

President Washington lovingly nicknamed his breakfast cook 'Tits McGee'. ie. "That was a delicious breakfast, Tits McGee", said Washington.

by Steve Harman May 13, 2005

Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer

I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight

by Sexymarx December 5, 2018