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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people
by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022
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Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!
by rainbowsary February 11, 2010
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Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors
guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly
by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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mayonnaise helicopter

An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.
Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.
by MayoCopter January 3, 2025
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Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night
by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023
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