Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 7, 2024

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

Mayonnaise Stream

A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.

When is the mayonnaise stream?

by EpicHunter October 4, 2023

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015