matti

a procrastinating fat-ass that will constantly look at his phone for an excuse to not do his work

Stop being a matti.

by aditya's classmate February 7, 2019

matty

massive muppet

matty is the biggest div i've ever seen

by johnny wonny October 10, 2020

Mattie

A girl who tells a boy their bra size in the middle of a conversation.

Mattie: hey
Kid:hey
Mattie: My bra size is medium

by BigHandleLilWeen September 23, 2020

Matty

the most amazing person in the world who had an amazing life before ''y'' came and ruined it. She avoids ''y'' and her cringe and manages to stay w/ her friends.

''gotta love matty''
''fr''

by matty <33 June 8, 2022

Matty B Stan

Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024

Matty Ray Ray

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.

Me: "Hey Matty Ray Ray do you wanna play MW2?"

Matty Ray Ray: "Sure Cake."

by MrMilks October 25, 2011