Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.
by JSMCKL March 20, 2020
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