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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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Revoking your manhood card

Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.
He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.
by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024
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Hitters dram manboob Mancini

A manikin with a boob imprint with you put on and get hit until you ejaculate
Hi I want to Hitters dram manboob Mancini with you are you down
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