Maggie 

a bad bitch that you cant kill

most likely desevers to commit rope levitation, depending on the situation

has resting bitch face, and gives off a chill stoner vibe

is 43% gay

denied being anything but heterosexual when she had the international bisexual haircut

is really good at art

loves hearing tea

quotes memes/vines in almost every conversation

fucking loves bts

Person 1: Maggie's hella chill
Person 2: She looks like a stoner who's blunt was put out, doesnt have snacks, is paranoid, and done with everyone's shit
Person 1: She's my best friend. I promise, she's chill.

Maggie by death-sexual November 10, 2018

Maggot 

1) a soft-bodied legless larva of a fly or other insect, found in decaying matter

2) A Slipknot fan. (a metal band.)

3) a small penis.

1)"the maggots attack the roots of the developing cab ages"

2) Guy A: OMG. HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW SONG BY SLIPKNOT?? I LOVE THEM.
Guy B : Man you're such a maggot.

3) "Don't wriggle your maggot in her face , she's taken. "

Maggot by backb0ne5p1d0r February 22, 2015

scum sucking maggot 

A piece of shit person, who is not even worth mentioning, It is the ultimate degree of insult.

I broke up with my boyfriend who was a scum sucking maggot that cheated on me with every girl with a vag.

scum sucking maggot by Berdale February 22, 2010

Maggie Harding 

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.

Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!

Maggie Harding by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009

Maggie Griffin 

Kathy Griffin's Mom. Kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. Maggie Griffin is an Irish-Catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. She was on "Kathy Griffin-My life on the D-list" She is always telling Kathy to stop offending celebrities. She thinks she knows all the celebrities, I guess she is a little crazy. She wrote a book titled "Tip it!: The world according to Maggie" in 2010.

Person 1: "Who's that elderly woman standing next to Kathy Griffin?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats Maggie Griffin, She is Kathy's mom. I think she is very energetic for a 90 year old."

Maggie Griffin by Kyraanne3 April 12, 2011

Maggie 

Maggie loves to be with friends all the time! She is the cutest person you will ever meet and is so genuine. She loves having fun but can also be a great listener when it comes down to it. Cherish your maggie with all your heart. You never want to lose an amazing girl like this

Being around maggie is so much fun!

Maggie by we know, we know March 20, 2017

maggotfarmer 

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

maggotfarmer by Jenesis September 12, 2004