peddy loafers

peddy loafers are those $4.99 walmart pear of slippers those old pedophiles wear with there balls hanging out when they go to check the mail as the kids walk home from school.

dude i saw the old peddy crook wearing his peddy loafers eye'n up those kids today.

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

loner

A person who is strange and consistently says dumb things in social settings. Almost always dorky white guys, incels, who can't get laid. Being a loner is a character trait possessed by all mass shooters. Granted, not all loners are mass shooters; but all mass shooters are loners.

Last night, I saw that loner next door out in his garage working on something with a lot of wires coming from it. Better call the FBI.

by MJ813 October 10, 2019

Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

longerness

The longertude of something.

It only feels longer if you're not doing anything so that offsets the longerness of your payrate.

by whoamomma November 4, 2010

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Loaferhams

Cankles mixed with thunder thighs and everything that jiggles

"I love your loaferhams!"

by Parasyddle October 26, 2016

Lonerd

Noun: someone who constantly makes pop culture references that no one else gets, making them feel lonely in their nerdiness.
Verb: when you make a pop culture reference that no one understands, or a reference to people who don't understand it, making you feel lonely in your nerdiness.

“I couldn’t stop myself from lonerding when the new girl told us her name was Scarlett.”
“Yeah, but saying ‘Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn’, isn’t the best way to make her feel welcome.”
“...but the refere-”
“No.”

by ameliaevansuris May 1, 2018