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blue collar lax

A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.

White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.

Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.
“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”

Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.
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coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.
"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."
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Chill-lax

A word I heard on a show

Where you chill, and relax
Bro, Chill-Lax
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vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.
Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.
by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013
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Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
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Lax

Used to tell someone to calm down.
Used to describe something is easy to do.
"Lax bro, lax, you gettin heated for no reason, cuh.

"That's lax bro, I ain't worried about it."
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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024
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