Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one

User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win

by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009

Bass Law

As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.

Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.

Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.

by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.

Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."

by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

thats law

When something is a fact or agreeable.

Or another word for “on god/ong”.

“Can I come to the party” “Yea but, you gotta bring drinks, thats law..”

“Fritios are nasty” “thats law”

by NoBrim December 12, 2021

xQc's Law

xQc's Law (sometimes referred to as Lengyel's Law) states that there is a direct correlation between surface village location in terms of x and z values and probability of sub-surface lava spawning in the respective chunks located at those x and z values. It is implied through xQc's Law that lava is less likely to spawn at y values near y = 11 when in chunks containing a surface village or near a surface village.

xqcSmug TeaTime DIDN'T STUDY
5Head XQC'S LAW

by hiVoltage_ February 19, 2021

Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022