Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

Lamesox

Something that is lame and smells like socks.

Holy crap dude, you face is totally lamesox!

I failed English, lamesox!

by Watsatheo October 29, 2008

lamosity

The perfect way, in which one embraces the state of being lame.

yeah I'm lame. So what? I am unique and therefore, embrace my lamosity.

by Swaggerpuss September 9, 2010

Jebron Lames

A black friend who is actually white but wears black face

Also what defines non-celebrity

Sometimes I call my friend Jebron Lames when he wears a convincing black face costume

by Arahsabz January 25, 2022

Bear and Lampshade

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

by Lunargoose May 16, 2009

Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lams

Ship name between the two founding fathers John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton. Vrey bad ship to ship, yet an amazing ship to ship... read the lettets

Examples of Lams:
"You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent"

"Cold in my professions – warm in my friendships – I wish, my Dear Laurens, it were in my power, by actions rather than words, to convince you that I love you."

by _Your_Pseudonym_ February 19, 2018