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Jonas

Man, that guys needs a Jonas.
by Random-Ass-Human April 15, 2019
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Dirty Jonah

Dirty Jonah is when a man named Jonah has the biggest cock and a dirty Sam dosent
Wow he has a dirty Jonah and not a dirty Sam
by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021
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Jonah

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.
by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019
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Bonus Jonas

Bonus Jonas refers to the oh so adorable youngest Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas. Frankie is not in the Jonas Brothers, but in his own band Hollywood Shakeup. He is 7 years old. His birthday is September 28. He is often seen tagging along either backstage, or amongst the audience with his parents.

Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A
OMJ!!! I just saw the Bonus Jonas!!! He's so adorable!!!

OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!
by jb_lvr_13 October 6, 2008
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The jonas brothers

by efewf34 September 15, 2009
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jonasgasm

The most amazing feeling known to girl.

It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)

Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.

jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.
Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!
by hannahjonas April 30, 2008
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Jonas Brosexuals

1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers

2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"
1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals

2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*

Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*
by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009
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