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Hobby Jobber 

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
Hobby Jobber by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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cum jobber 

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
cum jobber by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017

minge jobber 

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
minge jobber by LeanBel January 9, 2018

Whack-Jobber 

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.
Whack-Jobber by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
Wweisaaca713: I lost
Isaac_Cage Your a jobber!
Your a fucking jobber
Jobber by mfreeman1760 July 15, 2019

Burn-Jobber 

A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.
Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.
Burn-Jobber by DoctorBurnJobber November 27, 2019
an annoying and ugly fuck that thinks they’re better than everyone else
that autumn girl is such a fuckin jubber
jubber by simping6678 March 5, 2020