Jedi

Jedi - A term used for a coupon friendly cashier. They will glady accept coupons, push through all beeping coupons and happily hand out rainchecks . They are usually young men and young women. You will rarely get an old or middle aged Jedi.

Ex- I bought the right items for my coupon but they came up item not found. I am glad that I found a Jedi to push them through.

I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!

by couponlady April 28, 2011

Jedi

A group of horny warriors who play online games and believe they can "USE THE FORCE" to win battles.

* Their friends love them.

* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.

Join Jedi and we'll start an online circle jerk!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

The Ducks Are Jedi

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.

Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.

by Brosiff III May 4, 2011

Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who is always threatening suicide and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Also goes by the name "Roohstem".

Jedi was horny

by Grip Strength May 2, 2024