Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Chick-follow

When a minor consistently interacts and follows an adult around on the internet, similar to how baby chicks tend to follow any moving object, even one that isn't their biological mother, a process called filial imprinting.

"This kid kept chick-following me around while I was talking in forum posts."

by BigFishSundae November 4, 2025

a thriving society of followers of the truth

To describe a fandom that is or most likely is utterly insane.

“ One thing that I love about Hazbin hotel is the people that are fans of it! The fandom is such a thriving society of followers of the truth! A mess of tangled limbs danced around my bedroom. I held my breath, and waited for it to stop. I was to scared to move…”

by HunkerTV March 23, 2024

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and stickingto it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma June 8, 2016

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.

Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.

Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”

by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022