The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.
Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!
*After getting his new computer with Internet*
Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
*After getting his new computer with Internet*
Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
by BusinessMan February 26, 2005
A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.
by Neykho June 22, 2006
Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.
(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
by JoshandClint March 27, 2008
Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.
by TheWantedFan146 August 28, 2011
by Starquti July 12, 2017
TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.
by Anonymous July 28, 2004