The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.
I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.
by Road Waste December 1, 2010
Get the morning gluemug. by Morning Stream January 13, 2020
Get the Morning streammug. by Mox6969 December 16, 2019
Get the morning cigarmug. by Sausagerides May 5, 2021
Get the Morning Bunsmug. Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.
Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.
The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.
The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10
Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.
Jeremy: I know man same.
Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.
Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
Get the Magic Morningmug. by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008
Get the morning grindmug. In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
Get the morning splittermug.