Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

mystery wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

Christ it's hot outside; that mystery wind really does hit the spot.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 15, 2008

Wind Blaster

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.

I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!

by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008

tropical wind

when a girl is giving you a rimjob, and the moment is right give her the breath of her life right in the sweet mouth.

Yo, i was get a quick R.J. the other night and if that wasn't rude enough, you should have seen the look on her face when the winds turned and she was gasping for air after she caught that tropical wind in the back of her throat.

by the Kernal aka JEB Stuart October 2, 2008

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

cock in the wind

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008