Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days
I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.
by GetReality January 05, 2022
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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla July 18, 2013
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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 06, 2019
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Taint Strip

The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.
This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!
by JPonSaturday February 29, 2020
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taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley
Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.
by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021
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Taint Thicket

The collection of hair in the taint area located between the anus and the genitals.
I was disturbed to see a man at my gym with his leg raised on the sink blow drying his taint thicket.
by Rod Timuquana March 07, 2021
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Taint nibbler

Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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