I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...

Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

by Ephexia May 14, 2018

your mother

literally my intelectual property

my house is your mother

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Your mother

A very hot piece of ass

1: What are you doing tonight?
2: Your mother

by Luca_Luca_luca_luca April 3, 2022

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay

by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022